What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Justin Bieber

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Your Mom The End.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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