So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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