- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Barack Obama.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

you will like this because i am black.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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