How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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This is an anti-joke.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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