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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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