Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

My spelling is horrible

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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