- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Albino African Americans

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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