Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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