a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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