- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Here come the elephants over the hill!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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