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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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