A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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