- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Knock knock Fuck off!

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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