What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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a black man pays his child support

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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ever tried african food? they neither

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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