- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

An anti-joke

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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