What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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