I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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A pope meets another one

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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what are you mike bibby?

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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