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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

A man died.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

black chicken. kfc

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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