- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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