What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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