do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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TOP KEK

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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