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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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