- Anti Joke

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What is life? Paul.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.