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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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