- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

whats black white and red all over an abused child

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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