- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

FOX News: Fair and balanced

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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