Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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