- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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