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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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