How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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He--Hey guys

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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No your aunties a joke

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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