Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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