- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Knock Knock Come in

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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