- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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