Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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