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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

im telling maguire

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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