- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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