- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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