What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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