- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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