- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

You're a big fat monkey.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

womens rights

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Obama = ebola

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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