Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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