Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What did the teacher do? He taught.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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