- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

u suck

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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