- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

knock knock come in

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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