pull my finger (farts)

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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