what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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