- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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