- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

My spelling is horrible

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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