Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Knock knock.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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cory

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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