- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

bite me

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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