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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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