- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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