- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

hey hey apple

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Whats worse than suicide? death

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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