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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

A shark ate your mom

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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