- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Anti Jokes = Drained

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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