- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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