What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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outside your comfort zone

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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