What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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