- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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