How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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