Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

why are black people so fast? because there black

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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