- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

all these jokes are horrible now

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why did the chicken cross the road?

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

No it doesnt..

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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