whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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