Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Actually it was me Josh brown

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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