- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!