- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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