What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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