What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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