- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Want to hear a joke? No.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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