- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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