- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

I think everybody should have a penis.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

knock knock who's there ?

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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