Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Gay rights.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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