- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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