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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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