Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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