- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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