How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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