- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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