give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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