- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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