- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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