What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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