If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

V I T A M I N C !

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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