- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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