A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

knock knock Goodbye

Your mums a potato

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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