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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

PENIS :)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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