Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Your face is hilarious.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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