What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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