When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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