What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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