What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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