- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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