- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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