- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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