- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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