Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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