Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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breasts

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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