Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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american idol

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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