Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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I like poop in my butt

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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