- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

baloney sandwich

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Get on the boat.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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