Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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