whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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