How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

thumb_up thumb_down -26

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Robin, get in the car!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

sfdg

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops