- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

call me maybe.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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