Who wants water? I do.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

vitamin c

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

I love pissing people off :P

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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