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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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