- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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