What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Jack Stevens

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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