- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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