- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Wait! hundred billions!

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

KILL WHITEY

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Don't believe in Atheists.

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