Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Jesus Christ

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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