What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

I will create more jobs for americans

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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