- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

why dont they make black forks

I'm homeless.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

2 black kids walk into school

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