- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

I will create more jobs for americans

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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