it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

The duck didn't cross the road.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

A pope meets another one

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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