- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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