- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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