what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Anti Joke

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