- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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