- Anti Joke

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)