Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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