Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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H o m o comes out as homo

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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read this sentence again.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Maths.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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