- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

your face

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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