How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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